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Man alters face to look like Bizzaro

Posted by SOS Staff On December - 5 - 2011

I've tried to hold my tongue on this story because Mom always says "If you have nothing nice to say…" but this guy is STILL making the news for the fourth consecutive week.  I think this guy is obviously twisted and it would be one thing if he somehow got himself to look like the Man of Steel, but he looks horrible! So if you haven't already heard: Herbert Chavez is attempting through plastic surgeries to look like Superman. That's right!  All you need to become a superhero is extensive plastic surgery! At least that's the theory for this guy who has turned himself into a real-life Bizzarro.

           

  Before                             After After one More Surgery

 

                                  

Superman Porn Parody Official Teaser Trailer

Posted by SOS Staff On November - 28 - 2010

"After the phenomenal success of BATMAN XXX: A PORN PARODY, Vivid Entertainment and director Axel Braun are taking on the Man of Steel in SUPERMAN XXX: A PORN PARODY. Starring Ryan Driller in the title role, with Andy San Dimas as Lois Lane, Alexis Texas as Miss Teschmacher, Lexi Belle, Kristina Rose, Zoe Voss, Dale DaBone, Evan Stone, Alec Knight, Ben English, Dick Chibbles, and Eric Masterson as the evil Lex Luthor."

Available on DVD and Blu-ray in January 2011 from Vivid Entertainment.

Once again thank you sooo much, Vivid for making a porn star out of my favorite fictional character!  First Batman now Superman.  Who's favorite childhood superhero will be next?!  Is nothing sacred anymore?  What do you guys think?  SuperPorn: Yay or Nay? 

 


Zack Snyder claims that rumors about General Zod being the villain in his  Superman reboot, ‘The Man of Steel’, are just that. Also – could Brandon Routh be back as Clark Kent?

Now that Zack Snyder is officially directing the Superman reboot, The Man of Steel, new rumors concerning who the villain of the film will be and what actor will don the red & blue spandex are bound to show up.

There were rumblings last week about how the criminal Kryptonian General Zod could be Kal-El’s foe in The Man of Steel, but this is the first we’ve heard of the rumor that Superman Returns‘ leading man, Brandon Routh, could actually reprise his role in Snyder’s reboot.

Bad Taste caught up with Snyder this week and was told that the the news about Zod is, for now, “just a rumor” – which is essentially a noncommittal response that neither confirms or denies the possibility of Zod appearing in Man of Steel. The fact that Snyder did not flat-out shoot down the suggestion could mean that it is completely accurate, but that the WB wants to cast someone in the role before they make any official announcements (like Sony did with the bad guy in its Spider-Man reboot). Or the Zod rumors could be way off; we’ll just have to wait and see for now.

The news that Brandon Routh might play Superman again in Man of Steel is arguably the more interesting rumor right now. AICN chatted with the actor a few months ago and learned that he had hooked up with a trainer to get him “into full on Superman shape again.” Routh may no longer be in the running now that Snyder is onboard, but this information is nonetheless intriguing.

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One (legitimate) common criticism of Routh’s take on Superman was that the actor not only looked too young, but lacked the onscreen charisma of his predecessor, Christopher Reeve, in the role. Routh is a bit older now and Snyder’s Man of Steel might call for a far different take on the character than Bryan Singer's version of the character – could Routh now be the right man for the job?

Snyder’s Superman reboot will undoubtedly bear the filmmaker’s signature visual style and love of slow-motion action, but both his and Christopher Nolan’s involvement with the project also suggests that Man of Steel might be a darker and more complex movie than previous Superman pics. Whoever is eventually cast in the titular role will have to reflect that tonal shift in their performance.

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Will Snyder deliver a darker Superman movie?

With the news that production on the Superman reboot may be rushed came the logline for Man of Steel, which involves Clark Kent traveling the world as he decides whether or not to actually become Superman. Could the hero’s existential dilemma be all the more complicated by the arrival of an impending threat to the Earth that only he can stop – say, a being with powers equal to his own, a la General Zod?

A situation like that would force Superman’s hand and make him accept his role as a defender of the planet Earth – even if he remains uncertain as to whether or not that is truly a good idea in the long term. It would be a tricky philosophical quandary that The Man of Steel would have to face – and isn’t that exactly the kind of thing that Nolan in particular has already proven he loves?

Source: Bad Taste, AICN

No Regular Family will see season 2 of “No Ordinary Family” :(

Posted by SOS Staff On September - 18 - 2010

Mix in a lot of "Heroes" add a touch of family values and the Commish/Ben Grimm what do you get?! A single season of a live action version of "The Incredibles"  Sorry that I'm predicting failure before the launch, but geeez.  Do any of you really seeing this last very long?  I have to admit the trailer (below) is very refreshing, but I have serious doubts.  Well, thats my two cents.  I would like to hear what all of you think after seeing the trailer.  Please leave comments/arguments in the appropriate section of this post. Thanks guys :)

Editorial for the day

Posted by SOS Staff On June - 12 - 2010

What would cause Superman to drink like this??

 

Have you considered the fact that both his parents are dead, he's the last of his kind because his home planet exploded, his dual identity forces him to live a lie everyday of his life, and finally, the fact that his super-strength makes it near impossible to get laid without killing someone.

So give the guy a break! He's practically a god and he chooses to save people! He could run the show or basically enslave humanity if wanted to..so yeah…is this news??


MSNBC thinks Superman is gay and possibly Jesus too!

Posted by SOS Staff On March - 19 - 2010

They reported this shortly after Superman Returns hit the screens in '06.  The Internet was also flooded with speculations and "so-called experts" explaining that Superman and all comics in general were metaphors for homosexuality and Christian beliefs.  If you want my take on the whole thing I wrote a RANT in 2007 that has links to more information on the subject.

This is very interesting topic for me. As a Superman fan I'm not really sure how I should feel when people try to draw parallels like this.  Do you think this kind of speculation is good or bad for the character? And what about all other fictional characters?  Is it necessary to look too deep into what they represent?? Please feel free to leave your take on the matter in a comment below…

A “Kick-Ass” Movie! I can already tell!

Posted by SOS Staff On December - 12 - 2009

I feel just like this guy (the narrator). I've always wondered as a kid why there were no real "superheroes" out there in the real world. Sure pulling off being a Superman would be near impossible, but what about Batman or Iron Man? All it would take is alotta money, a costume, a mask, and some serious skills and/or ambition. You think someone could really pull it off or should the lines of fantasy and fiction not be crossed?

 

Let us know what you think.

What’s worse than Kryptonite?…

Posted by SOS Staff On November - 27 - 2009

If you’re like me, you may have been asking yourself "Hey what ever happened to that Superman Sequel I’ve been patiently waiting for?" Well the good folks at the WB have been releasing statements about how the studio will NOT pursue a "Superman Returns" sequel anytime soon.

 

 

My sentiments exactly, Superman.

The project is currently on hold until the studio resolves all the legal issues with the heirs of the character’s creators. The goal is to settle with the Siegel and Shuster families, and then work out a deal with them to merge all the Superman rights.

Executives at Warners are eager to get a new "Superman" movie off the ground and have been gathering pitches that have been coming in. And even though the studio already lost the rights to Superman’s origins, after the merger, Warner Bros are likely to reboot the franchise, which will once again include the origins that we have seen hundreds of times.

Read more: http://www.worstpreviews.com

         
         

Wonder Twin Powers HUMILIATE!!..Geeez

Posted by SOS Staff On August - 20 - 2009
       
         
   

The CW Source has reported that the Wonder Twins are coming to the new installment of Smallville, and that they’ve already been cast.

Anyway, Zan and Jayna heading to Smallville was confirmed by Zap2it’s Brill Bundy. Revamped, of course. He reported that 7th Heaven’s David Gallagher has been cast as Tanner, described as a "hot skater dude." Meanwhile, Warehouse 13′s Allison Scagliotti will be taking on the role of Twyla, a "Pixie-punk teen."

As the Wonder Twins, they’d be able to communicate telepathically and take on a variety of forms. He gets water and she gets animals.

Tanner and Twyla will first appear on the fifth episode of Smallville, which is titled "Idol." They’ll certainly be stirring up trouble for Clark (Tom Welling). If not, they’ll most likely be helping him out

 

   
   
Just incase you forgot how gay the Wonder Twins are:
   
   


 

P.S. Wonder Twins SUCK!

 

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Let me first just say that I’ve never missed an episode of Smallville and that I’ve been loyal to the show even before it started in 2001. That being said I was really hoping they would end it this year. (Sorry, die-hard fans out there!)

They have really exhausted their story lines and cut major cast members this year. Also, until recently, I let it slide that they made drastic changes to the Superman continuity. But, Doomsday vs. Clark…Really? come on! And now Clark at the Daily Planet with Lois and no Superman! Geez!

With another season they’ll be grasping for material and stretching out the inevitable. Really though, what else can be said? He needs some snazzy red and blues and the ability to fly — The End.

I’m really not trying to hate on Smallville. I just want to see them do justice to the characters (that are left!) and end it in a dignified way. We have all seen TV shows go bad and, if you ask me, Smallville is getting awfully ripe.

   
         

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